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OK, there was a great John Stewart quote recently:
Donald Rumsfeld, love him or hate him, but you gotta admit, a lot of people hate him.
Yup, and now that he's mentioned it it, there are a few others. Post your most hated scumbag here.
And while you're at it, your most beloved person.
Hey Rick, Lucky me the first blogger? I PROMISE to keep it clean..
TWO WISHES
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order.
The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?"
"I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich.
The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be $3.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again, and the man says "I'll have a beer,"
The ostrich says "I'll have the same."
Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This became a routine until late one evening, the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the bartender.
"Well, it's close to last orders, so I'll have a large Scotch" says the man.
"Same for me" says the ostrich.
"That will be $7.20" says the bartender.
Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar.
The bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found this old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever needed to pay for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money will be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the bartender. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"
"That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk, or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.
"That's fantastic!" says the bartender. "You are a genius! Oh, one other thing sir, what's with the ostrich?"
The man replies, "Oh, my second wish was for a chick with long legs.
Funny, but long - here's a short one:
Two Irishmen walk out of a bar. Hey it COULD happen......
Since you started the ethnic humor....
A Jewish girl asks her father for 60 dollars......He says 50 dollars, What do you need 40 dollars for?
I heard that differently:
A Jewish kid asks his dad for $5. The Dad replies, "$4? What do you need $3 for? Go ask your Mom for the $2, if she doesn't the dollar, I'll give you the 50 cents."
You will always COMPLAIN about something!!
A man wins the lottery.....
His first phone call is to his wife..
"Honey, I just won the lottery.....pack the suitcases!"
"Well should I pack for warm or cool temperatures?"
"I don't care where you pack for, just be gone by the time I get home....."
Hey That's not any fun being
anonymous. CHICKEN!!!
Q: What is the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician??
A: A Blues musician plays 3 chords in front of 1000 people. A Jazz musician plays 1000 chords in front of 3 people.
There's a whore house on top of a hill. There's a guy going up the hill to the house, a guy coming down the hill from the house, and a guy inside the house. What are their nationalities?
HINT: This is an auditory joke
The guy going up the hill is Russian (rushin')
The guy coming down the hill is Finnish (finish)
The guy inside the house is Himalayan (him a lay-ing)
Hey Rick,
Just wanted to say "Thanks" for all the great A's music and good times had at the shows. I worked for Cinasound as a tech back then and had the joy as a fan to actually work with the A's. Did a few shows with you and Robert Hazzard as I recall through fuzzy memories of the Big 80's. Looking forward to the show!
Mike M.
Oi rick!Sou sua fã brasileira.
Odoro escutar vc tocar guitarra,vc toca muito cara.Em the wall junto com o Roger, foi um show para nunca mais esquecer.Parabéns!!!Deus te Abençoe sempre...
Abraços de Rosálvia.
I LOVE YOU RICK!!!!
I like from the moment in that I saw you!!!in the wall in 1990.
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